Drunk Pirates
Set sail on a hilarious drunken adventure!
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A comedy voyage packed with larger-than-life characters, outrageous antics and plenty of rum.
Set sail on a hilarious drunken adventure!
Set sail on a hilarious drunken adventure!
Prepare to embark on the funniest voyage to ever sail the seven seas as Drunk Pirates brings a swashbuckling adventure to a stage near you... with some seriously questionable decision-making. Will Long John Silver claim the treasure? Will anyone remember where they buried the map? There’s only one way to find out - raise a glass, recruit your crew, and get ready to be absolutely shipwrecked!
The best part is...no kids allowed! Please note that audience members must be 21+ and present a valid physical photo ID.
Inspired by the classic tale of Treasure Island, this riotous journey follows cabin boy Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver as they set sail aboard the Hispaniola in search of legendary buried treasure. There’s just one small problem...one of the cast members has been enjoying the ship's rum a little too much before the show begins.
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